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Like a Horse reviewed by "Addison DeWitt"

One of the earlier, direct to video skin flicks, 1984's Like a Horse, is really nothing more than four unrelated sex scenes all (barely) strung together using the gimmick of having pretty-boy Steve Henson claim that these are all chapters from a book he's been reading.

If Henson's delivery of his lines is any indication, then the book, Like a Horse, must have been written on a third grade reading level. No doubt about it, Henson is adorable to look at, but he can't deliver a line to save his life. Eagle eyed viewers will no doubt note that the brief introductions to each section of this movie are edited to the nth degree. I suspect that Henson had a very difficult time remembering such bits of difficult dialogue like, “Hi, my name is Steve Henson...”

Be that as it may, Like a Horse delivers the goods where it counts: the sex is energetic and arousing.

The first vignette, The Champions, features three randy lads, engaged in some sweaty tag-team wrestling. Brad Walsh, Randy Page and Mark Rebel are actually pretty good grappler's and really seem to be working up an honest sweat as they take turns trying to pin each other.

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Chicago Pig Orgy reviewed by "Massage Man"

If you ever wanted to know what a good sex party is like, take a good long look at this movie. We start with the party already in progress with various pairings of guys giving good oral to each other. Some of these guys are just regular Joe's and others are really very hot. These are real men and not porn stars but some of the dicks are a nice good size and some of the asses are really cute. Some men have on full leather and some just leather accents while others are completely naked. There is a sling in the room that gets some good use and fucking takes place on all the furniture in this hotel room.

Although the movie only starts with about six men, by the second scene there must be twenty or so guys going at it. The camera pans around the room periodically so that you can see all of the action that is taking place and then settles in on two hot guys who are really getting it on together. There are twinks and daddies along with some really hot guys in their thirties. Sometimes you can feel the heat of the room coming off the screen. There’s a lot of good cocksucking, ass licking and deep ass pounding to keep you stroking your way through this movie.

In scene three there is a hot twosome that takes place in the bedroom that eventually becomes a threesome, foursome and finally fivesome.

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The Unlawful reviewed by "Northwest Daddy"

This video is just a fun romp with lots of good looking guys in beautiful venues having excellent sex. Scene one begins with two beautiful men in a jacuzzi. The first model (names are not clear) is rubbing oil all over Chance Caldwell, who is at his very muscular finest. They begin to kiss and as they do, there is a shot of a policeman (Max Grand) watching them. They begin to rub each other through their swimming suits and rub their cocks together through their suits. Very quickly they begin to hump each other through their suits. The first guy rubs his hands down inside the back of Chance’s suit and begins to suck his nipples. Caldwell, by now with his suit half down his ass, moves and sits on the side of the jacuzzi, while the younger guy eats him through his suit.

The scene shifts to Chance laying totally naked on the deck stroking. At first Chance’s cock is not big for the size of his body. But he quickly “grows into it.” Meanwhile, the watching cop rubs his cock through his pants. Caldwell begins to stroke the younger guy while the younger guy sucks Chance who eventually stands up and the two switch positions. The younger guy is a bit distracting, because he has a really bad complexion, especially on his ass.

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Guide to Cum-Eating reviewed by "Massage Man"

I must say that the title of this movie is what brought me to viewing it. As a die-hard fan of the juices a cock will spew out, I wondered just how good this video could possibly be. It had a good start when I saw that Marc Sterling was "the host" for the video. I've always liked him anyway. The topics were good as well: snowballing, deep throating, cum on food, etc.

Scene one covers the topic of snowballing which, for those of you that don't know, is when someone cums in your mouth and then you swap the load back and forth between you and your partner while kissing. Alex Cross was Marc's partner in this scene. Marc also proves in this scene that he is a master at the art of cocksucking as well. He certainly knows how to work a cock and Alex loves having it worked on! When Alex blows, it is fun to see how badly Marc wants to swallow the load and keep it all to himself. In the end he finally saves enough in his mouth to demonstrate the art of snowballing.

Scene two is all about drinking cum from a glass. Keith is the name of the co-star in this scene. The boy is cute and they seem to get along quite well with each other.

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Desert Heat reviewed by "Charles Me"

For this review I am back to one of my favorite genres, the classics. But what's not to like about a flick called Desert Heat. Set in beautiful Palm Springs during spring break, we get to see the kind of things we all love to watch: blond twinks cavorting with more blond twinks!

Okay, okay, there are a few dark haired boys mixed in this video, too, but start off with the first scene and see what I mean by this being a blonds do it best fuck fest. We get to watch two young beach boys, lounging in the sun, talking about all the guys heading to Palms Springs, when one of the boys gets the brilliant idea to start stroking his buddies dick. One great idea begets other great ideas, and before you know it these two fuck toys start talking about getting a party started and it's going to be a party of two!

The boys get to work sucking each other's luscious cocks and since they both have perfect, slim, and smooth twink bodies, you know this is going to be good. And since we're watching an early 80s classic, when these boys get to fucking, we get to watch them fuck like fucking was meant to be, bareback.

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Bare Under the Sun reviewed by "Massage Man"

It’s always exciting to have hot sex around the pool on a hot sunny day. This movie starts in just that place with well built Franco lounging next to the pool with his muscled ass on full display. Sandro, a lean black man with big equipment, can’t help but be attracted and moves into Franco’s view. Franco is enticed by all that man meat and Sandro grabs that sweet muscled ass to get things going. Sandro is so big and thick that Franco almost can’t take all of that hard cock in his mouth but he does. Franco’s muscled ass however has no problem taking all of the dark meat deep as he rides Sandro for a nice long session. Sandro, however, needs to be the stud he is and puts Franco on all fours and deeply fucks him from behind. It’s really hot watching all of that hard cock slide all the way out and then pounding its way back in. Sandro moves Franco into lots of other positions always stuffing that big hard cock deep into that nice muscled ass. In the end a hot, sweaty muscled Sandro pumps his load all over Franco’s waiting face. Very hot!

The next scene shows that Franco knows how to do his own pounding. He meats up with muscleman Lee and soon has him fully bent over taking hard dick up that manly ass.

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Cruisemaster Road Trip 4 reviewed by "Massage Man"

So what kind of trouble can three hot versatile men get into in a men’s room? The scene opens with Tigger (Tigger changed his name to Tober Brandt shortly after this was filmed) feeding Chris Neal his big dick in the stall of an office men’s room. Chris Neal’s own massive dick is in full display as he sits on the toilet and wolf’s down Tigger’s man meat. This is hot action even with their clothes mostly on! Before long Josh Kole enters the men’s room and tries to make a connection with these hot guys in the neighboring stall. Soon Josh is right in there with them. Each are taking turns on a dick and Chris working on them both which gets turned around when both of them are sliding wet lips all over Chris’s inked cock. Amazing that all that dick can fit into one stall!

Kole suggests that they move the fun to his office not far away. If you thought that these guys were hot with their clothes on, be careful that you don’t shoot too soon when you see these three masculine men go at it full bore naked!

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Sons of Poseidon reviewed by "Charles Me"

I don’t know where Sons of Poseidon was filmed, but I have a hunch it must be gay heaven. The settings for this video are exquisite. It’s what appear to be a very tasteful and elegant bathhouse that is finished in such gleaming white that you get the feeling that every ounce of marble from Carrera, Italy must have been quarried just to build it. And for those of us who can care less about backgrounds and more about barebacking, that is exactly what the hot twinks in the video are into: fucking sans rubber.

I sampled two scenes from this video and each one was as highly polished as the gleaming edifice in which it was filmed. The first scene starts off on top of an all white staircase with two naked twinks locked in a hot, screen melting kiss. The camera pulls back and both the boy have their dicks pointed straight up and are obviously turned on all the way to the max. I don’t know what it is, but there is a lot more turn on to me to watch guys make love standing straight up (and with their dicks going the same direction, as well), than having a horizontal make-out in a bed.

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Missile Fire Part 4, Scenes 1 and 4 reviewed by "Massage Man"

This is a great jerk-off clip. Denny is a Marine and he flirts with the camera the entire time without really trying to. He has a killer smile and is fairly hairy. He is 20 years old (although he looks older to me). He is not picky about the girls he likes. He is a bit of a tease, drawing everything out every step.

Denny begins watching the video and rubbing himself through his jeans. He slowly unbuttons his shirt and the director encourages him to take everything off, but he only takes off each piece of clothing as the director encourages. After his shirt comes off, exposing his marvelously hairy chest, he begins to rub himself with his hand inside his jeans. He is pretty engrossed in the girlie video he is watching when the director encourages him to take off his pants. He slowly rubs himself through his underwear, all the while drawing on his cigarette and sipping on his beer. His hand goes inside his underwear and finally he takes them off.

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